Soooo… Who Let Me Be an Author? 😅📚

Okay, serious question.

Who handed me a keyboard and said, “Yes, this chaotic goblin of a human should absolutely write about love, trauma, and morally questionable hotties.”

Because let’s be real — I just cried over a fictional character I made up, haven’t cooked in a week, and recently Googled “how to dispose of a body in a fantasy realm” for "research." 🙃🔪✨

Anyway, HI. If you’re new here:

I’m Ivy Cotter, and I write books full of emotionally constipated bad boys, unhinged heroines, and a very unhealthy amount of dramatic tension.

If you're not new here... first of all, ily. Second, why are you still here after Chapter 16? 😳

Here's what I wanna know:

Drop an emote below that best describes your current energy as a reader:

💀 = I’m emotionally destroyed and you’re to blame

🔥 = Still recovering from that last spicy chapter

👀 = I just got here and I’m suspicious of everyone

🧠 = I’m trying to figure out the plot twist and my brain hurts

😈 = I would fight God for my fictional man/woman/monster

OR tell me what kind of character you're absolutely obsessed with right now — bonus points if you make it weird. I want the “grumpy warlock who secretly bakes muffins” level of niche, please.

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P.S. If you're reading this and haven’t checked out my latest chapters on REAM, here's your gentle, lovingly unhinged nudge:

Go read them. Or reread them. Or scream about them with me in the comments. I LIVE FOR THE CHAOS. 🖤

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